Does your business need a new tag line or advertising slogan?

Great, because I love writing tag lines and advertising slogans!

And I love writing funny ones, even more!

Here are a few of my favorite tag lines/ad slogans that I created over the years, although most of them are for imaginary businesses, or businesses that never quite made it out of the starting gate.

• Office Paradise – For people who love working for themselves, but hate working by themselves.
• Billboard Barrettes – A fun and affordable way to advertise every day.
• Hidden Treasure Hypnosis – Find the treasure hidden within you!
• Phoenix UFO and Star Gazing Tours – Do something different. (Don’t get abducted.)
• Vinny’s Space Junk Removal – Does your planet look like it’s in a bad solar system?
• Go-Go-Gum – All the caffeine, but none of the calories. (*At least that’s what we tell the FDA.)
• Bob’s Gun Shop – Are you ready for an alien invasion?
• Naked Airlines – We get you through security faster.